FREE IE, NOT !

Have you ever saw an advertisement said "FREE BEER !" ... then when you walk near, the small wordings say, "after you buy a car" ?

Internet and software is not different . . .

Going to a Swing Club

I was thinking to go to a Swing Club and this is what I had in my mind originally . . .

then I remember I am already back to Malaysia . . .

But I am going to Japan next week, may be we can Swing even wilder there ?

after much disappointment . . . I settled with a Real Swing . . .

Air Asia Courier Fee

DO YOU KNOW that it is CHEAPER to send heavier package using Air Asia courier ?

Check it out !!

Dress in Tube

My friend suggested a dress tube party. I didn't really understand that dress tube is, but I do know what party means. So I guess it would be fun.

So I dress myself up in a tube . . .

. . . and then she shows up like this . . .

Najib shit with Obama

Not long ago I posted a series of Najib's photo, right from all the photos taken in 1Malaysia event.

Today I saw this from Niamah

Just in case you don't get it yet, does it seems like Najib really want Obama to stop talking so that Najib can go shit !?

No, I didn't say it, Niamah did.

facts on farts

H1N1 spreading by this blog ?

There have been comments about this blog spreading H1N1 ... at least 2 persons were infected. But rest assured both of them are perfectly cured now and very much kicking alive now. However and unfortunate, they still suffer from Michael Blog phobia which the doctors said will take some time ...

Although its technically un-sound to have a 'blog' spreading H1N1 but being a Sci-Fi fan myself. I have recently sent this blog to a vaccination, despite the negative side effects.

So now, this blog should be clean. A lot of fishy holes are filled. No more intrusive facebook and twitter stuff ... but just in case you still sneeze when you read this, do give me a buzz. I may have to take more drastic action to hang this ...

Najib photo series

The more often you see a person's photo, the closer a 'friend' he becomes. Its the power of advertisement ... here in is our beloved Prime Minister in Malaysia ....

He cooks with a big pot, enough for all Malaysians.

But only halal hands are allowed to do the cooking ...

Although he doesn't doze off everywhere like our ex-PM, but he sure can sit on limited space ...

Everyone know Mrs PM is the significant figure

compare to all the past PMs'

Is this sitting humble or just want to go loo ?

Talking with man, all serious ...

Talking with ladies, much more delightful !

"If I can just massage it this way ... "

"Why the hell he seems so awkward even for just cutting a ribbon?", Dr. M

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Great poke on my eyes ... "

He Karaoke well ...

"There is only ONE thing I m gonna do ..."

" ... and its a GOOD one .... "

" .. ha .. ha ... ha ... of course I was just kidding !"

"But if I scratch my head and think carefully ... "

"Everything is up there ... "

As long as someone is hugging me from behind, I am OK.

I swear I didn't select any photo on purpose. All these photos are taken from 1Malaysia road show yesterday in Sunway Pyramid. Have you ever seen a photo of Najib that looks not awkward ?

We Malaysians are one of a Kind ...

For the sake of people's safety, many polis watch points are setup ....

We have a special way of defining 'LIVE'

Since nanny is no longer a safe hope, we bring our kids everywhere we go

kitchen utensils are expensive especially for small business ...

now most supermarkets do not allow us to put kids on their trolleys ...

Kapak = Car Park, it does sound alike, doesn't it ?

"Kereta" on the other hand is the perfect spelling of car in Malaysia Language

"Small Can, Big Can Not", a typical way how non-Malaysia-Language-educated Chinese say it

If you have been reading finance topics in malpf.com, you know the solution to Malaysia transport is motorbike!

It doesn't matter what kind of shit we are put into,

we can survive just fine ...

Fasting or Feasting month ?

Bulan Puasa or Fasting month is once a year event where we remember the unfortunates by not consuming any food nor drinks when the sun is up. By doing so, we 'feel' a little bit of the hunger some may have to face 365 days a year.

It is a holy month where our mind and soul is cleansed as well.

In real world, this is also the month the believers are broken into 2. One group became saints and do more good than usual. They stop throwing rubbish on the floor, start obeying all the traffic rules etc. The other group starts to hide all the wrong doing. Think of all kind of excuses to allow them NOT to fast. Disappear during day time and come out party whole night long etc.

But increasingly what is even more interesting is ... Fasting Month has become Break-Fast Month. Nowadays, there isn't much things left for spiritual meanings ... Fasting Month is now a Happy month because there are a lot of great offers on food and drinks ! The purpose of fasting is to break fast !

The unfortunates may still be thought off, the soul may still be holy during the short moments during praying. But it became so routine that the true meaning of Fasting Month has faded away. Now we celebrate one whole month of great food during night time and then followed by Ramadan - a day and night feast.

Happy Feasting Month ! Just a few more days to go ...

Protest Low Price by Throwing it away ?

In Europe, prices for milk have become so low that the farmers lost money by producing them. After the situation prolong for a while without resolution from the authorities, the farmers fed up and now they pours 3 millions liters of milk on their farm land.

This is not one of those home grown farm land, but a huge one in Belgium ...

They even produces some master piece of Arts while wasting food ...

Who said adult cann't play with food too ?

How about one or two drips for us please ? It could be life or death for us here ...

hmm ... thanks ...

Now that our stomach is filled, if you guys still have some extra, we don't mind to be spiritually full filled by milk too ...

Kill Earth for RM 0.10 only !

Recession, Inflation, Deflation ... Life has been tough hasn't it ? But you know what is CHEAP ? Killing Earth !! It costs only 10 cents !!

Check this message out by Ikea - largest house hold DIY shopping arena ...

Basically it says, don't use plastic ....

Or else this GREEN turtle will die ....

However, if you want to kill the turtle anyway, you can do so by paying RM 0.10 or RM 0.20

Public Toilet ... Simple, Easy, its FREE !

Just turn around and pee on wall, no one can see how small your gun is ...

Whew, done ....

Walk back to where I was ....

Continue waiting for girlfriend ...